Plants Eat Poo!

Did you know that trees eat doo-doo
did you know that plants eat poo?
The stuff that comes from animals
and also comes from you
The trees and plants will take it in
and eat it as their food
Would you stick your mouth into the ground
to take your food and drink?
Plants do these things all upside down
it’s weird, now don’t you think?
And so it goes on round and round
what goes in must come out
Plants live their lives all upside down
their mouths are in their South
The botanists have clearly found
and proved without a doubt
The stuff we dump upon the ground
plants take in through their mouths!

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